Jokes from our Christmas Crackers.
Q: How do snowmen get around?
A: On their icicle.
Q How can you tell a snowman from a snow-woman?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
[With thanks to Sophie Clissold]