Amongst the more delightfully amusing and/or thought-provoking entries were the following.
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
[Franklin P Jones]
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
[George F Burns]
Rum, noun: generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
The greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer ... the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.